Life Tricks

Life Tricks - copied for future reference. Got to try some :D

#If someone doesnt like you,ask to borrow their pen.Its a cool psychological tricks that make them like you more

#Having a conversation with someone & not sure if they're interested?Fold your arms.If they do the same,They probably are

#When you're arguing with someone and start laughing,It'll make them even madder.This is a great way to win a trivial argument

#If u trapped in Maze(Game or real),Touch your hand to the right wall & keep walking like that.You will eventually reach the exit

#Pay your thing in cash,So the money isn't "imaginary".

#If you spend a while looking for something,after you find & use it,put it back in the first place you looked for it

#To troll annoying customer behind you in ATM,hold down all 4 corners button on the machine to reboot it.It will take a while to restart

#If you not sure your TV remote control is ok or not,point the remote to your handphone camera and press any button.If you see the infrared light,Means the remote is working well

#To throw an amazing punch to someone , Imagine you're punching "through" the person

#How to tell if the egg is fresh or not?Put it in water.If it sinks,its fresh.If it floats to top,its not fresh or its China made fake egg

(~.^)

Assalamualaikum !

Entry pendek je kot ni. Rehat sat daripada buat assignment study of English Grammar. Entah kenapa jari jemari ni terase sungguh laju dan rajin nak buat entry pepagi bute nih. -ayat cliche- 

 Time entry ini ditulis...dah pukul 4.15 pagi....tak tido lagi. Trimas kopi O. Ape nak merapu ye kali ni? Hehehe.

Ok la, rasa nak cakap pasal implied meaning, yakni you're implying something, without blatantly stating the real message that you want to convey, so that you'll not be seen as ignorant, showing off, or anything in between. 

To put it in simple words; implied meaning- ko nak nyatakan sesuatu, tapi kene la ade unsur2 tersirat, berlapik2 gak. Kalo cakap direct, kantoi ah, kan? 

Contoh? Ok, this is a good one. Terjumpa recently, tapi x ingat mane source nye. Post dekat laman forum picisan or something similar lah rasenye. (Ape pakai bahase rojak nihh). 

 "Nak kene amek game la letak dalam lappy baru aku nih. Bosan le xblh men game" 

  Implied meaning? 

              -brader ni ade lappy baru 

              -brader ni gamer 

              

Kekadang (selalunya) implied meaning dalam ayat-ayat atau perbualan ni tak bagus, sebenarnya lah. Yela, dalam nak nyatakan sesuatu tu, nak tak nak, mesti la nk cakap jugak kelebihan kita, kan? Boleh membawak kepada satu lagi perkara berbahaya; SYIRIK KECIL. --riak, ujub, takbur and all the points in between-- 

 *ape kecik je...bertaubatla kan?*

Ooo..bahaye weh mende ni. Burn aje amalan yang (dahla sikit) pastu sia2 pulak tu. Mintak dijauhkan... 

Contoh satu lagi? Nah, sorang member ni malam sebelumnye terbangun, n buat solat sunat tahajjud. Pendek citer, syaitan berjaye hasut dia "Wey, ko cite la pe ko buat mlm tadi....baru + respek dia kat ko" 

Nak cakap direct, nampak sgt la kann...jadi dia pun ckp le secara implied meaning. 

A:      "Wey, mlm tadi ko tau x hujan lebat kilat sabung-menyabung?" 

B:      "Ooo yeke? Aku x sedar pun..cne ko tau ni ? Aku tido mati kot. " 

A:     "Ala, aku terbangun malam tadi, buat ah tahajjud seround skali ngan witir, elok2 je aku nk tido balik,    hujan lebat gile tau.." 

Nah, burn habis..sia2 je amalan kan? Haaa....

Tapi jangan la nampak aje status ke tweet yg pakai implied meaning ni ingat member ade nk show off ke ape..sangka baik je slalu. Dalam hati org len mana kita nak tau kan? Sangka baik selalu je, and no harm will be done ^^ 

Semuanya bergantung pada niat. Mungkin dia nak tunjuk teladan baik ke...pengajaran ke, dll. 

Ok lah, I better get back to my assignment. Sikit lagi nak siap tu. Woha! 

*kalo ade salah, harap betulkan. entry ni jugak untuk ingtkn diri sendiri. yela saye /aku / ambo ni bukannye manusia maksum pun. Byk dosa gak. T.T Ape yg baik tu sebarkan aje, ye dok? Bereh dehhh.* 

Semester II Ramblings

Greetings, Earthlings!

It's my turn to post my ramblings :)

Semester II has commenced!!  [ #you don't say?? ] 

Now we've gone past mid-semester and yet, I've just come up with only this one post. Here's to popping the cherry for the second semester blogpost. Hahaha. 

Much has happened, and as the semester proceeds, the subjects get tougher, not to mention that I'm minoring in Biology, a stark contrast to my major paper which is English. People would always ask, "why would you do a minor in Bio?" or "You crazy ah?" and those that are of the same kind, and my answer would be, "well, I just want to do this! Hehe"....when ACTUALLY the University encourages trans-diciplinary study. A mix between science and arts. Exquisite. 

The real reason is that I just want to have the option to further my studies, whether it's in arts stream or science. Just for the sake of keeping the option alive, so as not to stray far away from science. To top that, penat doh buat paper sastera memanjang....3 hour stretch is not good for the hands! 

*I'm left-handed* 

 #trollfact. 

Science paper the most they will go if I'm not mistaken is just 2 hours and a half (If my memory serves me right, though ~ ) 

Evolved to a full time class troll, and the title comes with its own pro and cons...*tsk* *tsk* *tsk*

Pro:  whatever you do or say is considered a pun 

(read: pun is usually a humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest 2 or > of its meanings. in short, saying/doing funny things) 

Cons: The inverse of the above. People don't take you seriously when you give compliments, except when you're doing presentations. 

Secured an internship in The Sun Northern Hub for this coming "cuti panjang"...so, I'll be in the shoes of a trainee journalist. The experience will change me (according to the ketua editor lah). Well, we'll see about that, though. The good, the bad and all the points in between, I'll have to swallow it lohh. 

Am preparing for a comeback since I've been left on my own devices (crash and burn). Ich bin das schön ok already. You don't know what you're missing, though~ 

Dropped 7 Kilos....(Gila) Hehehe. 

Tu je kot...oh, and I've a twitter now! hehehe...kalo rajin, follow lah naa 

(macam la ade yg nak, kan :P) 

@jawacina ----the name speaks for itself : I'm a 'fusion' between jawa n cina. I speak Jawa too! (only the fact that it's just a colloquial Javanese - Jawa kasar- a little...but it still counts, whaaaattt~~)

P/s: you don't say meme is used when someone is stating the obvious, and you're as the dude/ dudette stating the "you don't say??" phrase as a sarcastic remark to Captain Obvious. 

Here is the said meme. 'Till next time!